Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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