arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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