no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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