Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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