East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
How's your threesome situation going?
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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