so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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