I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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