would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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