worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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