I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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