So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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