we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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