he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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