oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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