Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We had to coat check the pizza.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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