belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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