New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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