I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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