In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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