ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You ate ashes out of my bong
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