I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just gift wrapped bread.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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