Don't make out with my wife yet
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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