I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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