I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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