I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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