On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
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but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
please come you make the beer taste better
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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