you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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