Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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