direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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