Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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