Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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