I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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