Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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