I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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