Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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