I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You're like the curious george of whores
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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