Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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