I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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