I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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