It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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