Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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