I cockslap morals
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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