he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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