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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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