He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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