Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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