Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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