I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it