He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.