We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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