I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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