I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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