he was CRYING into my vagina
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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