Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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