He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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