Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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