Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Terrible idea I love it
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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