I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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