On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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