do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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