i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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