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Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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